Festival FAQs

When is the festival?

It’s goin’ down — Summer 2026. (Exact date TBA). We’ll be abiding with bowling, a dog show, drinks, and cinema under the stars.

Do I need a ticket?

Yeah, that’s how it works, man. This isn’t ’Nam, there are rules. You’ll need a General Admission, VIP, or Weekend pass to enter. Little Achievers under 2 are free.

How do tickets work?

Once you get a ticket, you’ll receive a righteous lanyard and color-coded badge at check-in. Flash it like you mean it — it gets you into the whole scene. VIP gets you a few extra perks, man.

Will there be food and drink?

Oh, yeah! We’ll have food trucks, snacks, and beverages — even White Russians for those of legal age. You won’t go hungry or thirsty, dude.

Can I bring a pet?

Yes, if they’re cool. Leashed, well-behaved dogs are welcome. There’s even a dog show, man. But don’t bring your marmot — that’s not safe for other attendees.

What should I wear?

Whatever abides. Robes, jellies, bowling shirts, costumes, or your finest festival threads. Just keep it fun and weather-appropriate.

Do you offer refunds?

Tickets are non-refundable, man. But if the universe throws us a real ringer (like a major storm or something wild), we’ll reschedule. Your ticket will still be valid for the new date. The Dude abides — and so do your passes.

How can I volunteer or vend?

We’d love to have you! Just fill out the form on the Info page to join my crew or bring your goods to the party. Volunteers get perks, and vendors get foot traffic.

Didn’t find what you need?

Drop us a line through the contact form or email — we’re happy to help, dude.